The Friendship Cafe does not off an Al a carte menu. If it did, this is what it might look like:
The Menu and Daily Specials
Choose a main dish and add two sides:
Friendship
Compassion
Sympathy
Love
Understanding
Professionalism
Personal
Sides:
Deceitfulness
Stab in the back
Bitchiness
Vindictiveness
I 'll have a plate full of understanding, add a little bit of bitchiness and serve it up with a stab in the back.
Thank-you
